Zombies and Papercuts

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Would you believe it I am thirty-three and have never been pashed? Let me introduce myself my name is Alara and I am a librarian in a small country town in South Australia and a local nobody. As my luck would have it doom coincides with my birthday and the party guests happen to be zombies.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>But I am an eternal optimist. Will today be the day I finally share my first kiss? Armed only with my wit and books let's hope I don't get a papercut. They hurt more than a zombie bite.</span></p><p></p>