The Diaries of Adam and Eve / 亚当和夏娃日记

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>she says they weren't apples but instead that they were chestnuts</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>她说它们不是苹果，而是栗子。</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I said I was innocent since I had not eaten any chestnuts</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>我说我是无辜的，因为我没有吃过任何栗子</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>but the Serpent informed her that chestnut could also have a figurative meaning</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>但蛇告诉她，栗子也可以有比喻的意思</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>she says a chestnut can be an aged and mouldy joke</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>她说栗子可能是一个陈年和发霉的笑话</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I turned pale at this definition</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>我对这个定义变得苍白</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>because I have made many jokes to pass the weary time</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>因为我开了很多玩笑来打发疲惫的时间</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>and some of them my jokes could have been of the chestnut variety</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>其中一些我的笑话可能是栗子品种</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>but I had honestly supposed that they were new jokes when I made them</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>但老实说，当我制作它们时，我以为它们是新笑话</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>She asked me if I had made any jokes just at the time of the catastrophe</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>她问我是否在灾难发生时开过什么玩笑。</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I was obliged to admit that I had made a joke to myself</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>我不得不承认我自嘲地开了个玩笑。</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>although I did not make the joke aloud</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>虽然我没有大声开玩笑</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>this was the joke I was thinking to myself:</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>这是我对自己开的玩笑：</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I was thinking about the waterfalls</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>我在想瀑布</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>How wonderful it is to see that vast body of water tumble down there!</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>看到那片浩瀚的海水滚落在那里，真是太好了！</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Then in an instant a bright thought flashed into my head</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>然后一瞬间，一个明亮的念头闪过我的脑海。</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>It would be a great deal more wonderful to see the water tumble up the waterfall!</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>如果能看到瀑布上的水翻滚，那就太好了！</span></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>I was just about to die from laughing when all nature broke loose</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>我正要笑死时，所有的大自然都崩溃了。</span></p>