Valentine's Duh: 7 (Middle School Mayhem)

Austin Davenport love doctor or destroyer? The mayhem has multiplied! Love is in the air in Gopherville but this aint no mushy love story. Its an adventure of the heart with jokes of the fart.They say that mayhem cant buy love but it can break it apart. Or at least they should say that because with Valentines Day rapidly approaching at Cherry Avenue Middle School relationship trouble is brewing like a volcano about to erupt. When Austin and Sophie set their sights on winning Cupids Cutest Couple Contest a series of challenges and a secret admirer will put their relationship to the test. And theyre not the only ones with their eyes on the love prize. Of course Randy Austins chief nemesis is down for the crown but hes not the only one attempting to destroy everyones favorite nerd and all that he holds dear.And thats not all. While Austin struggles to keep his relationship with Sophie afloat hes forced to juggle a new job forced upon him by his friends and even a few teachers: love doctor. Yeah he wont mess that up.Will Sophies competitiveness break Saustin apart?Will Mr. Gifford finally find that special someone or will he create a love potion to ensnare Mrs. Funderbunk?Will Austin need a hazmat suit just to survive the clouds of body spray perfume and pheromones floating through the halls?Will this story end happily ever after? The only certainty in this one is mayhem and laughter.